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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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