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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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