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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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