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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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