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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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