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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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