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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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