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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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