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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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