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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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