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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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