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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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