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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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