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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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