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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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