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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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