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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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