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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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