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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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