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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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