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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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