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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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