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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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