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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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