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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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