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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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