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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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