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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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