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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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