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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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