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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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