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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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