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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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