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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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