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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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