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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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