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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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