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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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