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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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