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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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