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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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