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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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