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Pet death
My
aunt
Thelma
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Rt Hon
Stink
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a velociraptor 🦖
a turkey 🦃
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
a hippo 🦛
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