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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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