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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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