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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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