Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.