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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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