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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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