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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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