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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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