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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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