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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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