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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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