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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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