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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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