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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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