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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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