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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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